me: he is such a little shit he is literally a piece of trash i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character




i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.

(via just-a-nob)